Santa Knows and Sees Everything, So You Need to Keep Your Data Private

2020 flew by, and I’m guessing I’m not the only one who wants this year to end as quickly as possible. Yet, ’tis the season to be jolly. It’s that special time when you enjoy giving and receiving gifts.

But who’s there lurking in the shadows? Oh, it’s Santa… The all-knowing Santa.

The one who knows too much about you, the same way Big Brother knows too much about your desires and browsing history.

But here’s a hot take: did Santa borrow a page from big tech’s book? Because that’s privacy invasion and mass surveillance.

Let’s investigate.

Santa knows too much about you

Is “Santa Claus is coming to town” a song or a warning?

Because the lyrics are anything but privacy-oriented:

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I’m telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list,

He’s checking it twice,

He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice

Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping

And he knows when you’re awake

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

So be good for goodness sake!

 

Based on this jolly tune, here’s what Santa knows about you.

Your address

Santa knows your physical location. Not just the country you live in, but your exact home address. He needs it to know where exactly to deliver your presents, remember?

Apart from that, he knows your age, gender, and type of house you live in, and whether it sports a chimney.

Your digital footprint

Santa knows more about digital footprint than you care to share. From your browsing history to your messages and data, he needs to keep an eye on everything throughout the year.

It’s all in the name of finding out whether you’ve been naughty or nice.

Your browsing history

Legend says that Santa takes two bites of each cookie served around the world. Apparently, he’s into digital cookies as well.

They’re the exact cookies that leave crumbs behind and weave an accurate picture of your digital life as you move from website to website.

He’s keeping a list of them all and checking it twice to make he’s got all the details right.

Your online transactions

We live in the golden era of digital shopping. You can buy anything in just a couple of clicks, but Santa Claus can get his hands on your purchase history because late-night retail therapy also says a lot about you.

But do you really want Santa or other snoopers to know about what you’re buying and other sensitive details about you?

Come to think of it, Santa is more surveillance camera than jolly good fellow. Not to ruin the magic of Christmas, but maybe it’s time to keep your information and data to yourself.

What you need is a VPN

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

We’re telling you why

Santa CyberGhost VPN is here all year round!

And we’re here to safeguard your privacy, so make sure to grab our special holiday offer. Here are some of the things you get with CyberGhost VPN.

No more surveillance. With the help of a VPN, you become anonymous online. That’s because we hide your IP address, encrypt your connection, and ensure you’re safe from hackers.

Zero logs kept on you. Here at CyberGhost VPN, we have a strict no-logs policy. We hide your details and don’t monitor or track your activities, so no one can decode your digital habits anymore.

All-around protection. Because you can use CyberGhost VPN on up to 7 devices with just one subscription, you can protect your entire digital life in no time. From laptops to smart TV or gaming consoles, we cover everything.

 

Keep believing in the spirit of the holidays but give yourself the gift of unbreakable digital privacy with CyberGhost VPN!

Have a very merry and truly private X-Mas!

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